January 2012
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Its so damn scary when my grandaunt screams/chants poems in her sleep. You know how fucking scary that shit is? Hearing that stuff in the middle of your sleep? I swear dude, I shat bricks several times in the middle of the night hearing her screams and songs in the midst of my slumber. And when I hit her to wake her up, she screams even more. What the shit, man. Cray.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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The only reason I want the Clippers to win is for their business to boost LA’s economy
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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So why do people wear glasses without a prescription or even lenses. What’s the point. 
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: LMAO dumbass you didnt post that photo, "Fuckyescalifornia" did.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Josie's Weight Loss Tips.
How to lose a bit of weight almost immediately:  Take a shit.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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jezbollah asked: if anyone can bring a smile to my face on tumblr... oh mi goodness, it's josie!
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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It is always this time I begin to become hungry. Damn you stomach.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: what kind of eyeliner do you use?
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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I’m gonna make-out with myself on New Year’s. Other people’s eating holes are icky.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Survey because I’m bored haha. Instructions: You should know these by now. 1: What do you put on hotdogs? Everything available. Except horse radish. 2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”? First one! 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping? Depends what I want and which market I’m headed too :) 4: Blue, black, or some other color pen ink?...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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fackk bring me food
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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So I went on Foster the People’s Facebook page to see which other of my friends like them too because I wanna go to their concert then I realized I strongly dislike 99% of my so-called friends on FB hahaha. Maybe I’ll go with my mommy.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Teacher: Pick a movie with a historical background, watch it, and do a report on it. Of course I chose one with James Franco in it. I mean look at him
Dec 29th